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Wednesday, June 26 2002

If I were a conceptual artist

I would have set up a video camera to the right of the door at open da night and filmed people as they came in walked to the corner of the bar. I would capture the moment of realization and the slow turning of the head as each realized that the line actually started three feet back, so as not to block the game on television, and actually stretched all the back to the pool table. But I am not a conceptual artist. So much so that one of my tiny moments of joy was meeting Kelly Mark in the cafeteria at NSCAD and ripping on Damian Hirst.

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Best line of the game : "And the world laughs together",

as yet another Brazilian player takes a dive and plays the drama queen.

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The random pseudodictionary.com word of the day is : gizzlefumper

A person who tells long, pointless stories that are half off the subject.
ex. Megan is a gizzlefumper. Does anybody have any duct tape?

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The dictified dictionary.com word of the day is : hirsute

hirsute adj. Occasionally used humorously as a synonym for {hairy}. jargon
Hirsute \Hir*sute"\, a. [L. hirsutus; prob. akin to horridus horrid. Cf. {Horrid}.] 1. Rough with hair; set with bristles; shaggy. 2. Rough and coarse; boorish. [R.] Cynical and hirsute in his behavior. --Life of A. Wood. 3. (Bot.) Pubescent with coarse or stiff hairs. --Gray. 4. (Zo["o]l.) Covered with hairlike feathers, as the feet of certain birds. web1913
hirsute adj : having or covered with hair; "Jacob was a hairy man"; "a hairy caterpillar" [syn: {hairy}] [ant: {hairless}] wn
hirsute Occasionally used as a humorous synonym for {hairy}. [{Jargon File}] foldoc

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