Ten points go to the American who can identify the funniest thing about this article that other than the fact that it sounds like run of the mill
English-Canadian navel-gazing : "What I want to happen is for the wise elders of the Web, those of us who've been online forever and really do know better than the neophytes, to use the concepts derived from the perpetual struggle to define Canadian identity as an arrow in our quiver in efforts to shoot bad ideas out of the sky." Welcome to Canada, folks. Don't forget to fight the power at the door...