Das eez kaput! Sometime around 2002 I spaced the entire database table that mapped individual entries to categories. Such is life. What follows is a random sampling of entries that were associated with the category. Over time, the entries will be updated and then it will be even more confusing. Wander around, though, it's still a fun way to find stuff.
I do have mixed feelings about it. I can't wait for Saddam Hussein to be dead. I would just feel happy. The world would be a better place. But you have to remember that that doesn't excuse just how they fucking botched this entire thing, soup to nut. I feel like I could have gone to the UN with four magic markers and a notepad and convinced the whole world to come with me to overthrow Saddam Hussein. It's Saddam Hussein, for fuck's sake! Who doesn't want to get rid of that bastard?
Date: Thu, 3 Apr 2003 09:38:22 -0500 (EST) From: Aaron Straup Cope To: Dave Farber Subject: Re: [IP] Montreal Politics: Full Contact Blood Sport On Thu, 3 Apr 2003, Dave Farber wrote: I am not here to make excuses for those people who booed and cat-called the kids visiting the city for a hockey tournament. They were wrong. Whatever your feelings about the childish nature of adult sports fans on either side of the border, taking it out on children is simply inexcusable. I do, however, have some observations on Bruce Campbell's observations: > There is the French-English tension on a citywide level. There are still a few people who imagine themselves to be an oppressed minority in Montreal and the province as a whole. The rest of get along just fine, thank you. If those tensions really existed, I'm not sure I would find myself getting so annoyed everytime I saw the NY Times refer to the city as an anglophone's paradise (that's called courtesy, BTW.) > That is also a class tension, as a large chunk of the French population > is working class, and traditionally the ruling class in the city was > English. That has changed in recent decades as, frankly, the English This is true. The main building on the campus author's alma mater was in fact James McGill's house. The area surrounding was, until and including the turn of the 20th century, commonly known as The Golden Mile. It was the running ground of the ruling elite made up exclusively of English Canadians from which all but a handful of French Canadians were excluded (see below re: CDN history) > have fled, but it's bred in the bone. There is literally a street > running down the middle of the town: to the East, predominantly > French-speaking; to the West, English. This is just not true anymore. It's a good story and we tell it to anyone who visits the city but the days of Mordechai Richler's Montreal have passed. > There is a language tension. Laws restricting English have been a > source of strife and high feelings. This is perhaps true for some. The rest of us have either learned French or spoken it our entire lives and we're doing just fine. Some of us even left the province and then moved back because we found living in a sea of English to be well, lacking. Quebec has always had a 90% Francophone population. After the defeat of the French, by the English in 1759, the English not wanting to repeat their mistakes in Ireland granted the French colonies in Quebec the rights to their language, their religion and a civil law. Very broadly speaking, this played itself out as : Quebec 'belonged' to the Catholic church and was left to its own affairs so long as it did not interfere with English Canada's economic interests. Until the Quiet Revolution of the 1950's and 1960's the province was roughly half the population of the entire country; families of 10-13 children were not at all uncommon during the first half of the 20th century. One of the first things to happen during the Quiet Revolution was a wholesale move away from the Church and a dramatic decline in the birthrate. Politically, Quebec has generally favoured the interests of the community over the individual. Don't get the wrong idea, Quebec introduced a provincial charter of human rights and freedoms 7 years before the federal government but there has never been the same emphasis on the individual that there is in places like the United States. Both are valid political views. My point is that, faced with being a minority of 6-7 millions francophones in a population of 30-300 millions anglophones (if you include the U.S.), a declining birth rate and an increasing immigrant population the province opted to enforce laws governing the language of education and commerce. If a person doesn't accept the idea that language is culture, or atleast an intrinsic part of it, then it is unlikely that they will see much need or merit in doing anything to preserve it. This is not the case in Quebec so to argue otherwise is basically a non-starter. > There is a city agglomeration tension, as traditional independent > communities have been forced to join a larger urban entity. True. It should, however, be noted that this is also a Canadian trend. Toronto did it five years before Montreal with no fewer recriminations between the parties involved. Halifax, which now technically spans half the province of Nova Scotia, a few years before that. > There is economic tension. Things just aren't that rosy in Montreal and > haven't been for 30 years. At one point in the 60s and 70s (when I > lived there), gun battles and bus burnings broke out between rival > gangs of taxi drivers. I kid you not. Gun battles in an urban environment. Shocking. One can only imagine the horrors that such a thought must bring to a New Yorker's delicate sensibilities. > There is nationalist tension. Strained relations with the rest of > Canada stretch back to 1760. In 1970, that led to bombings, Without boring people with the niggly details of Canadian political history it can largely be summed up as : French Canadians know too much history, English Canadians not enough. > kidnappings, assasination and the imposition of martial law. > The license plates say "I remember" but that might be better expressed > as "we never forget". Okay, sorry but: After the Papineau (?) rebellions the English, in England, sent over Lord Durham to find out why the natives were so restless. He is said to have famously remarked that he really didn't know what the fuss was all about and that the Quebecois were "un peuple sans histoire"; a people without a history. There's also the one about King George III promising the territorial intergrity of Quebec in the Paris Treaty of 1774 and then carving the province in half to form Ontario after the Union Loyalists fled North after the American revolution and complained that they didn't want to be governed by a bunch of "damn Catholic frogs". Like I said: a little too much on one side, not nearly enough on the other. > There have been repeated attempts by up to 50% of the province to > redraw the map of Canada. These campaigns are brutal, vicious affairs > that leave everyone bruised and bleeding (often literally). This is most commonly known as democracy. Whether you agree with Quebec's desire to separate or not there are in fact reasons, and they are more nuanced that just wanting to piss off the rest of Canada. (see note above re Cdn history) A careful observer will have noted that in the last twenty years the province has held two referenda on the question of secession and, having lost both time, still remains part of Canada. Meanwhile, it should also be noted that Quebec is not hardly alone in it's unease over the Idea of Canada. Newfoundland has really never been sure that they made the right decision to join Confedration in 1949 and, to hear the stories, plenty of people still believe the election was rigged. More recently, there is a growing movement in Alberta who are arguing that their province should secede; some have even suggested that their newly independent nation should purchase a handful of nuclear submarines and roam the planet enforcing Alberta's interests. (Whether they are getting the volume of coverage because they are a real political force or just because's it's the end of winter and people are bored remains to be seen.) > There are ethnic tensions that often explode. I hate to characterize > people too broadly, but there is a strain of xenophobia in the Quebec > populace. During a recent electoral failure, a senior government > official actually referred darkly and threateningly to the "new" > Quebecers who had defeated the separatist referendum. The implication > was that they would be dealt with. I can't say who the author is speaking of specifically, but Jacques Parizeau did stagger up to the podium on the night of the last referendum and declare that the seperatists lost because of "the ethnic and money vote". There are maybe a handful of people who think that his comments and his interpretation were justified or hold any kind of validity and he was promptly forced to resign as Premier of the province the next day. There is plenty to account for in the province's past but the see it as the whole of today's province is disingenous at best. > These things pop up like "whack-a-mole" periodically and need to be > beaten down. Usually with a royal commission. It is unclear what to 'beat down' means, especially given the implied bad-ness of 'dealing with' something or someone you don't agree with. I would only remark that Canadian Royal Commissions are known generally for being thorough, well-meaning, long in the tooth and almost univerally ignored by all levels of goverment. > Italian immigration in the 60s led to French-Italian conflict in the > 70s. Traditional anti-semitism can run up against a substantial Hasidic > community and a more ordinary Jewish presence. Large numbers of > Africans and Caribbeans have moved to the city, adding a racial tension. > > And in recent years (a surprise to me on this trip), large numbers of > Muslims have moved there from the French-speaking North African > countries. Concordia U (the other English university) has ongoing, > often physically violent struggles between traditional ethnic rivals. I > am told that the nickname for the college is Al Qaeda U. Didn't we just finish agreeing that xenophobia was bad? > In addition, the Gallic intellectual does tend to the Marxist, adding a > soupçon of the romantic revolutionary to the mix. Your average French > college student (not in business school) tends to fancy himself or > herself a dashing mix of Che and Communard. The one-finger salute and > the rude comment are their way of demonstrating their street cred. Hey, > it's better than a molotov cocktail or a brick. Let it stand as a testament to globalization that in blind taste-tests, this could be your average "not in business school" college student anywhere in the world. > In other words, politics in Montreal is a full contact blood sport. > > By contrast, Americans are used to way more gentility and > bipartisanship than you find on a good day up there. That would almost be funny if it were actually true.
...Perl subroutines don't have a lot of historical cruft to get rid of. In fact, the basic problem with Perl 5's subroutines is that they're not crufty enough, so the cruft leaks out into user-defined code instead, by the Conservation of Cruft Principle. Perl 6 will let you migrate the cruft out of the user-defined code and back into the declarations where it belongs. Then you will think it to be very beautiful cruft indeed (we hope).
Because I've had my head buried in XSLT all weekend anyway, and because I couldn't really understand why Mark thought it was so hard to parse FOAF . Not that anyone should think that means I've suddenly developed a fondness for RDF/XML...or FOAF for that matter. See also : example.html .[Is] an XSLT stylesheet to transform a FOAF document into an HTML 'about' page. As of this writing, the stylesheet is one of those 80/20 things. Specifically, it works but doesn't handle the formatting of foaf:interests very well. That's not too hard to fix; it's just a lot of typing in XSLT.
Insect encyclopedia.
ex. I am researching the insectclopedia.
Female population.
ex. The majority of the fempulation of the world have once uttered the phrase "men are pigs."
A person who has it all going for him.
ex. Mike is rigid.see also : rigid dict-ified
An inscrutable person.
ex. What's up with the shie? I don't get him.see also : shie dict-ified
A piece of clothing that is both a shirt and a jacket. Perfect for nights that are not too cold or hot.
ex. That is a nice shacket.
Used to show disgust at something, or to describe something disgusting.
ex. "this is some really fek food" "that was the fekest thing i have ever seen"see also : fek dict-ified
Green vegetables, or limes, for avoidance of scurvy.
ex. No desert until you eat your antiscurvies.
Susurration \Su`sur*ra"tion\, n. [L. susurratio, fr. susurrare to whisper: cf. F. susurration.] A whispering; a soft murmur. ``Soft susurrations of the trees.'' --Howell. web1913
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