Calgary police have prepared for recent home games by towing all cars parked on 17th Avenue after 4 PM. So apparently the main concern is not a city-wide wardrobe malfunction, but making sure the road is clear for fans to harmlessly drive up and down, hanging (their naked chests?) out of their cars.
Strictly speaking, it's more like but, since it's all pretty loosey-goosey stuff anyway, what's in a name?
This is just a raw data dump because it's code that got cranked out in the tiny spaces that came before I was about to collapse from hunger and before I am about to collapse from fatigue, struggling with a hash reference that caused Data::Denter to gobble up 443MB of memory in between.
Bugs, warts, blogdex redirect URLs and all, it's kind of interesting.