This day in tax dollars:
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[A]n investigation into the alleged injurious dumping of frozen self-rising pizza from the United States of America
— I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I could teach every single Canadian to make pizza dough from scratch and still walk away with a sizeable (I mean taxable) penny in my pocket for the amount that this investigation is going to cost.
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[A]ccess the estimated wait times for crossing the Canada-United States land border ... through your web enabled mobile device
— that's kind of cool, I guess, but a more useful service for citizens would be
estimated hospital emergency room wait times
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