I'm walking in slow motion so you can better appreciate the fluttering of my unbuttoned pirate-shirtimitation, decked out in a matching pin-striped kilt-pant outfit. I had to look away. Meanwhile, can someone please explain where this Pat Benetar meme started and tell me when it will end? I wish it weren't true but I recently had the pleasure of watching as people I respect, and care for, reminisced fondly about and then practiced their
whoa-oh-oh-whoa-ohshoulder swags. So wrong. Just so oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh-whoa wrong.