"implements /dev/bollocks, which generates management bullshit whenever you need it. ... this module doesn't simple do a head /dev/bollocks, that would be too easy, too fast and non-portable. And bullshit is universilly portable. Thus the module makes a subclass of Math::Sting and changes the default charset to a charset that emulates the original /dev/bollocks charset. As a side-effect you can calculate with bollocks strings, or even compare them to find out which is greater crap than the other."