"creates a poor man's stored procedure for MySQL using
perl. You can store perl in a column (or just pass it directly to the
myperl function). ... myperl() be default only returns 254 characters.
Making this do more is in the next list of things to happen. At the
moment most calls to modules causes mysql to core (Something is up with
the loader). Keep in mind that this is still experimental. At the moment
I bet this has a bug or two in it and I have no idea exactly how fast this
is. If people find it useful I will probably add more to it. Have fun."