"F--k, I feel like a Korean guy at a Reform/Alliance convention." Pause. "I am. lt's always a little unsettling to realize that a national party is so racially homogeneous." So the CRAP party elected Stockwell Day last night. Stockwell Day is a prudish, intolerant, Bible-thumping bigot -- not to mention a slash and burn fiscal conservative -- but I am also convinced that he must be a backroom weasel of a caliber never seen before in Canada. This is the only conceivable way he can escape the political ire and backroom weaseling of people like Brian Mulroney and manage to court the Big Money in this country. Any way you slice it, it is bad. Very very bad.