Kudos to the Deepleap gang
for saying things like "Unix is the platform that Deepleap runs the best on. Bet you've never heard anyone say that before!"
I've been known to mistake one object for another.
Often I look out the window and see the moon where there is only a streetlight. Lately, I keep turning around in the kitchen and thinking that the bottle of olive oil on the floor is one of my cats.