Rex Murphy : Drawing a line in the suds
"Imagine if you would that, in this context, Export A were to slip a commercial on network television during a playoff game, say, that showed a cool kid in front of our dear Maple Leaf flag sucking back a long lungful while he tried to make us all fuzzy and warm about being Canadian."
Happiness is going to the bakery
and being told there are no baguettes only to see them coming out of the oven. Yay! Steamy bread! see also :
Molly O'Neill : By Bread Alone.
Apparently, happiness can also be had
masturbating with Tiger Balm ( and other activities you probably shouldn't try unless you're a trained professional which would, no doubt, beg the question... ) via
wetlogJ. David Eisenberg : Meet the DOM